The Chalkboard Manifesto

by Shawn R. McDonald

2009

Dec 30

you look cool

Dec 28

sociology major

Dec 25

boxing day in america

Dec 16

living at home

Dec 14

free country

Dec 11

big game of dress-up

Dec 09

mixed signals

Dec 07

angry beavers

Dec 04

cologne

Dec 02

stuffed nomenclature

Nov 30

family drama

Nov 27

moment of silence

Nov 25

contradictory information

Nov 23

no instruction manual

Nov 20

insert your franchise here

Nov 18

little caesars

Nov 16

flashing lights and animated gifs

Nov 13

how many times

Nov 11

be more serious

Nov 06

redeeming factor

Nov 04

complicated

Nov 02

joker costume

Oct 30

house costume

Oct 28

excellent communication skills

Oct 26

gosh darn it

Oct 23

the higgs boson made me watch 3 hours of law & order

Oct 21

sweet band geek

Oct 19

best friends

Oct 16

irrational fear

Oct 14

jackass superpower

Oct 12

essay material

Oct 09

starving artist

Oct 07

bible fact 2

Oct 05

special k

Oct 02

smoking greetings

Sep 30

roommates

Sep 28

melrose place

Sep 25

hot dog style

Sep 23

life's answers

Sep 18

you die

Sep 16

want to hear about my fantasy team?

Sep 14

worst insult

Sep 11

remember

Sep 09

music i hate

Sep 07

out of toilet paper

Sep 04

costco vodka

Sep 02

beautiful sky

Aug 31

when pigs fly

Aug 28

medical research

Aug 26

bible fact

Aug 24

ninja vanish

Aug 19

project runway on lifetime

Aug 17

providence

Aug 14

9-11 truther pick-up line

Aug 12

fighting focus

Aug 10

nine in the afternoon

Aug 07

dream food

Aug 05

gypped

Aug 03

press info

Jul 31

kids' art

Jul 29

birthday message

Jul 27

phone shopping

Jul 24

7 long months

Jul 22

new hat

Jul 20

a thought about animals

Jul 17

sweating cop

Jul 15

pet peeve

Jul 13

pathetic

Jul 10

the universe

Jul 08

adventures in babysitting

Jul 06

celebrity look-alike

Jul 03

not quite living in the past

Jul 01

shay shay

Jun 29

court bros

Jun 24

straight to vhs

Jun 22

new car smell

Jun 19

science show

Jun 17

the future of phones

Jun 15

a fight

Jun 12

friendship camp

Jun 10

restless lip syndrome

Jun 08

restless leg syndrome

Jun 05

dog dreams

Jun 03

nba anime

Jun 01

crazier than crazy

May 29

sotomayor and affirmative action

May 27

citrus perfume

May 25

frisbee nostalgia

May 22

candy and happiness

May 20

big words

May 18

glenn beck

May 15

multiverse theory

May 13

rotten day

May 11

cable news is vapid

May 08

girls who can argue

May 06

are you on facebook

May 04

ironic song

May 01

this class is a waste of time

Apr 29

lie to me

Apr 27

salt noodles

Apr 24

acquaintance

Apr 22

investment banking jobs

Apr 20

confusing smiley

Apr 17

bathroom break

Apr 15

teach for america

Apr 13

take off your ipod

Apr 08

kantian ethics is silly

Apr 06

a room with a view

Apr 03

fast & furious

Apr 01

sarcastic slow clap

Mar 30

disappointed

Mar 27

elite eight

Mar 25

change the world

Mar 23

princess

Mar 20

x-person movie part 3

Mar 18

x-person movie part 2

Mar 16

x-person movie

Mar 13

passive-aggressive facebook statuses

Mar 11

samuel l. jackson party

Mar 09

i give up on texting

Mar 04

if p, then q

Mar 02

pis aller

Feb 27

beautiful people on myspace

Feb 25

spiritual but not religious

Feb 23

excused from class

Feb 20

when i walk down the street

Feb 18

peanut butter and...

Feb 16

this one's for all the semicolon snobs

Feb 13

lovely little lines

Feb 11

finding the humor in life

Feb 09

made you look

Feb 06

the colbert repor...t

Feb 04

car alarms do work

Feb 02

defenestrate matter

Jan 30

trickle down economics

Jan 28

smoke rings

Jan 26

pop culture clue

Jan 21

goodbye bush

Jan 19

advice confirmation

Jan 16

real learning

Jan 14

chinese pirates

Jan 12

i hate the bcs

Jan 09

baa baa twinkle abc's

Jan 07

the amazing juicer

Jan 05

magic lamp

Jan 02

to that guy at the party